Well, you're lucky. You can still play Angry Birds without any of those above. You just need one thing, and it is the same thing that you use in reading this blog.
Yes, you only need your browser!
Just go to this link and enjoy playing Angry Birds.
I am Juan Paolo S. Balbin, but only few knows my real name, because my friends always call me Jolo and that nickname will be stuck to my acquaintances. They even do not bother to know the real reason behind my nickname. Know me more here.